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FACILITIES NOTICE
The white folding chair remains unaccounted for. Please consult the open incident report before circulating additional notices.
Facilities / Management
PERSONNEL NOTICE: Supervisor assignment is final. Please review your employee file and any related records.
INCIDENT REGISTER
From:
The Missing Folding Chair
A white metal folding chair, previously stored in the break-room closet, could not be located during a routine inventory check. The chair was described as “white,” “folding,” and “probably not worth this much trouble.” Its last documented condition included minor scuffing, one uneven foot and an unidentified stain.
INTERNAL NOTICEBOARD
Facilities / Management
Break-Room Seating Update
Management confirms that one white folding chair is presently unaccounted for. Employees are asked to check any areas where folding chairs may reasonably be stored. Please do not submit photographs of other chairs unless they are accompanied by a credible explanation.
Human Resources
Use of Shared Wall Space
Missing-chair notices must not obstruct emergency information, exit signs or the monthly birthday calendar. Employees are reminded that the phrase “HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?” is not appropriate when referring to office furniture. Any proposed poster removal should be coordinated with Facilities.
Administration
Parking Lot Designation Changes
Parking Lot A may be referenced as Parking Lot B in certain recent communications. No physical parking spaces have been moved. Employees are not required to relocate their vehicles. The position of Parking Lot Manager is not currently recognized on the organizational chart.
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