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INCIDENT REPORT /
IR-001
The Missing Folding Chair
The Pond / Official case record
RESPONSIBLE UNIT
Facilities / HR
DATE
Date not recorded
EMPLOYEES INVOLVED
Hank T.; Deborah P.
RECORD NUMBER
IR-001
SUMMARY
A white metal folding chair, previously stored in the break-room closet, could not be located during a routine inventory check. The chair was described as “white,” “folding,” and “probably not worth this much trouble.” Its last documented condition included minor scuffing, one uneven foot and an unidentified stain.
ACTIONS / STATEMENTS
Hank opened a facilities inquiry. A search of the closet, adjacent hallway and supply area produced no chair. Deborah requested that staff refrain from using the word “stolen” without supporting documentation. A memorial slideshow was circulated before an official determination had been made.
CURRENT DISPOSITION
No evidence of theft has been established. The chair remains unaccounted for.
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