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One very unexpected gift

The fish that
comes with a job.

A realistic neoprene zippered pouch. Small surprises. An onboarding kit from a company with questionable management and excellent scales.

$39.99

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An unsolicited career move.

Mail someone a fish-shaped gift pouch filled with surprises. Inside, they discover they have joined FISH MAIL as a Field Associate. No interview. No sensible explanation.
 

The reusable pouch is made from neoprene and closes with a zipper.

The starter kit

  • Miniature pop-up office environment

  • Holographic employee/supervisor collectible card with QR code

  • Novelty fish pen

  • Fortune fish

  • Sticker

  • Astronaut ice cream

From checkout to corporate.

Purchase the gift → Send it to someone → They discover their onboarding kit → The card's QR opens an existing fictional supervisor profile in The Pond.
 

No personal employee profile or account is created.

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