FISHMAIL CORPORATE NETWORK
INCIDENT REPORT /
IR-001
The Missing Folding Chair
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RESPONSIBLE UNIT
Marketing / Facilities
DATE
Date not recorded
EMPLOYEES INVOLVED
Simone K.; Hank T.; Gary M.
RECORD NUMBER
IR-003
SUMMARY
Employees received a message advising that Parking Lot A would henceforth be known as Parking Lot B. No construction, restriping or physical relocation accompanied the change. The message was signed by Simone K., “Parking Lot Manager.”
ACTIONS / STATEMENTS
Hank asked whether any parking spaces had actually changed. Simone replied that the issue was “bigger than spaces.” Gary complimented the initiative before learning that no Parking Lot Manager role existed. Two employees moved their vehicles unnecessarily.
CURRENT DISPOSITION
The lot has not moved. The title “Parking Lot Manager” remains unofficial.
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