THERE’S NEVER A WRONG TIME TO SEND SOMEONE A FISH.
Perfect for: White Elephant Gift Exchanges, Christmas & Holidays, Birthdays,
Secret Santa, Pranks & Practical Jokes, Anniversaries, The Friend Who Has Everything, Revenge
From your idea to their mailbox
How It Works.
01
You send a fish.
Purchase the fish gift. Choose someone who could use a very strange day.
02
We mail the surprise.
We mail the fish-shaped gift directly to their mailbox. No ordinary package—just a very unexpected fish.
03
They get the job.
Inside the pouch: small surprises and their entirely unexpected onboarding kit.
04
They meet management.
Scan the card’s QR code to meet their assigned supervisor and enter the wonderfully strange corporate world of FISHMAIL.
Mail a little absurdity
Shipping included
No interview necessary
Packing list / Six small surprises
What’s Inside:
01
Field Associate Workstation
A miniature pop-up corporate office. “Your workspace has been assigned. Relocation requests are not being accepted.”
02
Supervisor Assignment Card
The official holographic supervisor card. Scan the QR code to review your manager’s personnel file. “Your assignment is final.”
03
Official-Issue Writing Instrument
A fish-shaped pen provided for all official correspondence. “Personal use has not been authorized.”
04
Career Outlook Assessment
A fortune-telling fish used to evaluate your professional future. “Results may vary by palm.”
05
Corporate Identification Decal
An official FISHMAIL sticker. “Display on personal property to indicate an affiliation with the company.”
06
First Paycheck
Employee’s first paycheck, issued in the traditional form of chewing gum. “Compensation remains conceptual.”
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Notice of employment
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It's a fish. It's a gift.
It's apparently your new employer.
You send the gift. They open a realistic fish-shaped pouch filled with small surprises and a corporate onboarding kit. Congratulations: they've joined FISH MAIL, a suspiciously legitimate company run by fish.
