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INCIDENT REPORT /
IR-001
The Missing Folding Chair
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RESPONSIBLE UNIT
Recreation / Accounting
DATE
Date not recorded
EMPLOYEES INVOLVED
Janet L.; Gary M.; team members
RECORD NUMBER
IR-007
SUMMARY
The FISHMAIL softball team was informed that it would not advance in a recreational tournament. Accounts of the circumstances differ, and the official reason has not been confirmed in the current file.
ACTIONS / STATEMENTS
Gary requested an immediate appeal. Coworkers asked Janet, a former professional softball player, to review the matter. Janet advised that her employment in Accounting did not make her the company’s athletic director.
CURRENT DISPOSITION
The team remains disqualified pending clarification. No cause should be stated as fact until confirmed in-universe.
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