FISHMAIL CORPORATE NETWORK
PERSONNEL /
EMP-001
Gary M.
General Manager
STATUS: ACTIVE
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Gary believes he is an inspiring leader. Most company training exists because of him.
Management style: confident, trusting, and easily scammed.
Side business: Scentennial — a fragrance recruitment pyramid he insists is not a pyramid.
Current issue: Scentennial inventory in the break room; he is one recruit away from Regional Director.
known For: “Bazinga!”; requesting recognition from corporate; personally endorsing questionable links.
Employee file
EMP-006
Department
Management / Operations
Position
General Manager
Status
Active
RELATED RECORDS
IR-004 / Scentennial Inventory in the Break Room
IR-005 / Suspicious Email and Subsequent Symposium
MEM-004 / Noncompany Merchandise in Shared Spaces
MEM-005 / Mandatory Anti-Phishing Symposium
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Gary M. believes leadership is about setting a clear example. His examples are frequently cited in subsequent training materials. A firm believer in procedures, motivational catchphrases and the inherent goodness of strangers, Gary approaches every new email with the optimism of a man who has never successfully identified a scam. Outside office hours, he is an independent consultant for Scentennial, a home-fragrance venture with an unmistakable pyramid-shaped business model. Consultants earn status primarily by recruiting more consultants, who are encouraged to recruit consultants of their own. Gary insists this is not a pyramid scheme because the company sells candles. His inventory has occupied an increasing percentage of the break room, and he is, by his own account, one recruit away from Regional Director.
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