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FISHMAIL CORPORATE NETWORK

PERSONNEL / 

EMP-006

Darnell B.

IT / Administration

STATUS: ACTIVE

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Darnell notices everything, fixes the computers, and would really like to be included in the group chat.

  • Interests: his cat and other people’s very specific interests.

  • Office reputation: uncannily thoughtful Secret Santa gifts.

  • Current assignment: the Anti-Phishing Symposium after a preventable security incident.

known For: excellent gifts; detailed help tickets; mentioning his cat.

Employee file

EMP-006

Department

Technology & Administration

Position

IT / Administration

Status

Active

RELATED RECORDS

IR-005 / Suspicious Email and Subsequent Symposium 

IR-009 / Secret Santa Information Discrepancy 

MEM-005 / Mandatory Anti-Phishing Symposium 

MEM-009 / Secret Santa and Personal Information

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Darnell B. maintains the systems that allow FISHMAIL to operate, despite occasional interference from the people using them. Reserved and observant, he is often aware of a problem long before it becomes an official incident. He talks about his cat more comfortably than he talks about himself and would very much like the office to become a real group of friends. His Secret Santa gifts are unusually thoughtful, sometimes to a degree that coworkers find difficult to explain. Darnell’s cybersecurity guidance is thorough, particularly since the incident that prompted the company’s Anti-Phishing Symposium. He remains optimistic that the training will eventually be completed.

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