FISHMAIL CORPORATE NETWORK
PERSONNEL /
EMP-006
Darnell B.
IT / Administration
STATUS: ACTIVE
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Darnell notices everything, fixes the computers, and would really like to be included in the group chat.
Interests: his cat and other people’s very specific interests.
Office reputation: uncannily thoughtful Secret Santa gifts.
Current assignment: the Anti-Phishing Symposium after a preventable security incident.
known For: excellent gifts; detailed help tickets; mentioning his cat.
Employee file
EMP-006
Department
Technology & Administration
Position
IT / Administration
Status
Active
RELATED RECORDS
IR-005 / Suspicious Email and Subsequent Symposium
IR-009 / Secret Santa Information Discrepancy
MEM-005 / Mandatory Anti-Phishing Symposium
MEM-009 / Secret Santa and Personal Information
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Darnell B. maintains the systems that allow FISHMAIL to operate, despite occasional interference from the people using them. Reserved and observant, he is often aware of a problem long before it becomes an official incident. He talks about his cat more comfortably than he talks about himself and would very much like the office to become a real group of friends. His Secret Santa gifts are unusually thoughtful, sometimes to a degree that coworkers find difficult to explain. Darnell’s cybersecurity guidance is thorough, particularly since the incident that prompted the company’s Anti-Phishing Symposium. He remains optimistic that the training will eventually be completed.
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